Yahoo Answers Answers Part 68

does putting a persons fingers in warm water really make them pee?

Hey 1234,

Only one way for you to find out…

Got a roommate, sister, little brother…?

There is no time like the present….

Make HASTE! My little gnome!

Let them pee!

James

 

what happens to a person who will not release his car to be reprossessed by a bank r dealship ?

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Hey Woodman,

Yup! Here is what happens.

If your Bank or Other Paper holder can’t get their hands on the car, they will petition a judge for a summary judgment. That means that they can produce enough evidence that you have no intention to make a car payment. The cars possession reverts to them and they report the car as stolen and list you as the most likely subject. Police come and visit you and then obtain a search warrant for your property. The car is entered on the police computer system as stolen, you are listed as the primary suspect.

Bank or Other paper-holder take you to court, they will obtain a judgment against you and attempt to collect by garnisheeing your paychecks, your 401k (or other retirement savings that you may have), attach any property and put liens on future Tax refunds. They enter a forfeiture against you (same as a re-possession) on the Credit Reporting agencies computers, plus the judgment by the court.

If you are caught trying to sell or drive the car in the future, you can be arrested and charged with Auto Theft and Possession with intent to sell (City Prosecutor, Bank has no say so). You will probably do time, still have to pay off the judgment and will still be without a car!

It’s one of the few times in U.S. law that you can be charged with double jeopardy (Being penalized 2X’s for the same crime), but the courts see it differently. The First matter is held in Civil Court, the Second matter is held in Criminal Court. (It’s O.J. Simpson, in reverse!).

Do yourself a big favor. Either turn the car in (In the best condition you can and at least make arrangements for a friend to buy the car back at auction) or try to make arrangements with the Paper holder to get current or at least satisfactory with them.

They don’t want your old car back!

Good Luck to you Man!

James in San Diego

 

Worst cars ever made?

Hey Jelly Roll,

My Votes have to be split three ways:

Foreign : Yugo

Domestic/Foreign : (Tie) Plymouth Arrow & Cadillac Cimaron (Both were U.S. designed, but made in Japan)

Domestic : (Tie) Dodge Dart and Chevrolet Chevette (It was though, the one time a man could say he owned a “Vette” and not be lying).

Thanks for a Great Question!

James in San Diego

 

hey how do ya make a buttery nipple?

Hey Inked,

I am always surprised by the answers for this.

At Pacific Beach Bar & Grill (here in Pacific Beach, San Diego, California) they have a disclaimer on their drink menu that says “We know of 17 drinks/shots that are made with Irish Cream and Butterscotch Schnapps. If this is what you want, then please tell your waitress that this is what you want, and not a name”.

I guess so many people were ordering something that they weren’t getting they had to add that to the front page of their menu.

Buttery Nipple aka:

Slippery Nipple

Butter Baby (ies)

Butter Bee (‘s)

Cowgirl Cli_-Licker

Cowboy C__k-Sucker

Blow J_b (Which this is not even close)

Buttery Brain

And the list goes on!

What a Buttery Nipple is:

Shot Glass

Fill mostly with Cold Butterscotch Schnapps (Do not strain with Ice. Refrigerate for at least 1 hour before serving)

Lightly drizzle Irish Cream (Baileys, Carolans or your other favorite) on top.

SERVE.

(If you add several drops of Grenadine, it becomes a Bloody T_t!)

I have also had customers order the nipple as a drink. Make it 3 parts Butterscotch, 1 part Irish Cream. Shake and serve over ice.

I am always amazed at how people make it so confusing.

Good Drinking!

James in San Diego

 

anyone has weird dreams?

I have this re-occuring dream that someone will go to Yahoo Answers and ask a question that is so far removed from the subject that I will start yelling and wet my pants!

NOW THAT’S WEIRD! Who would be that …. ? Naw, It wouldn’t happen!

So let me just go to: YAHOO.

Choose: ANSWERS.

Go to: FOOD & DRINK.

Look at questions…. Hmmm…. Oh Look, Here’s one… “anyone has….

YyyyyyyyyyyyyAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

Oops, I’ve wet myself!

 

Where can one purchase saffron grown in Pennsylvania?

Sorry Charlie,

Like she said, there is no Saffron grown in the U.S. (Continental) They do grow it in Hawaii and I am sure in some greenhouses. If you are strapped, alot of restaurants tend to substitue some of their Saffron with Tumeric.

Thanks for letting me say “Sorry Charlie!”

James in San Diego

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