Yahoo Answers Answers Part 65

April 14th, 2021 |

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one can extract vegetable oil from vegetables ,,but can u extract baby oil from babies.?

Hey Abinaya r,

That reminds me of a question I heard many years ago…

What is the worst thing about eating vegetables…..?

Digesting the wheelchair!

😀

James

im so sad… how can i make my parents happy?

Favorite Answer:

Hey Ralph,

I don’t know much about you other than you really like female singers without much talent… :-p (sorry, I had to “ding” you for your J/Lo obsession).

How about being yourself. You can’t make your parents happy, and they, obviously, can’t make you happy either.

How about; make them proud! They make you proud, don’t they? Have you ever told them how proud you are of them?

How about, Love them! You Love them, don’t you? Have you ever told them you love them? And No! I don’t mean in a card! I mean, just out of the blue, turn to your mom or your dad and say, you know what… I LOVE YOU!

How about not being so self-centered about being Gay! I am Gay, I never made it an issue. I was probably lucky. Just one day, We (my B/F & I) broke up and my Mom said, what happened. I said, I don’t know, but I really love him! It was understood! Pain is Pain! It didn’t have a sexuality. Love is Love! It doesn’t have a sexuality either.

Maybe if you understand that You can only be You and that Love can only be Love and that your parents can only be parents then everything might just fall into perspective and you all will be happy!

I wish you luck and peace!

James in San Diego

How many people in Australia can speak Irish fluently?

Favorite Answer:

Sorry Bill,

Since this is trivia, the correct answer is NONE!

There is no language known as Irish. Only Gaelic.

Now for the rest of your question, How many people in Australia speak Australian….? (And, No! Foster’s is not Australian for Beer!)

Good Question, though!

James in San Diego

What is a another name for a Hares tail? (The Rabbit variaty!)?

Hey Chilly,

I’ve always known them as: Cotton Tail’s and Bunny’s Tail’s

James

could i ask everyone in yahoo to tell me a joke for a jokeathon i am doing next month thanks for your help?

Hello Dermott,

Well I’ve got two of my favorites:

A blond and a brunette are walking down the street… The brunette looks down at the sidewalk and says, “Oh, look at that poor dead bird…” The blond looks up into the sky and says “Where?”

/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/

And, then, for you Yanks,

A man walks into a bar and says”Bartender, please line up 3 shots of Jack Daniels whiskey in front of me!”, the bartender complies and as he is pouring the last one says “Hey Mack, you celebrating anything special..?” The guy says “Kinda, It’s my first Bl_w Job!” The bartender says, “Well, Heck… let me buy you one as well!” The man looks at him and says, “Naw, if these 3 don’t kill the taste, nothing will!”

I just kill myself! Sorry, these are among the cleanest I know.

Hope I helped!

James in San Diego

a very unusual profession ?

Favorite Answer:

Hey Mr. Wizard,

I am gonna guess:

The man who works circumcising elephants (Do they Do this?)

Or

The man who Artificially inseminates the Female Elephants. (I know they do this…)

Hey, at least I didn’t say stripper….

James in San Diego

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